Week 10 EOC : Lawyer Jokes

Question: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers?
Answer: No.
Reply: Good!

http://www.stromer.com/jokes/185jokes.html


 Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
        A: Only three. The rest are true stories.

 http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm




Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Your honor.


http://www.ahajokes.com/law059.html




Question: What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer?
 Answer: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.




http://www.languageandlaw.org/JOKES.HTM